Cassie just returned from the groomers and I did my usual whinning about how it cost more to groom her than my hair cuts (same complaint about the cost of her combs, brushes etc) so someone sent me a very funny list that has circulated on the internet about why it costs more to groom a dog than getting a hair cut for yourself. I thought others might enjoy if you haven't already seen somewhere else:
Why it costs more to groom your dog than your own haircut:
*Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.
*You don't go for 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair.
*Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim.
* Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.
*Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean boogies from your eyes.
*You sit still for your hairdresser.
*Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
*Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.
*You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser
The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is extremely slim.