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NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they
talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress. one of the hillbillies look at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks "Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly
back to his table.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver" but
I ain't niver seed nobbody do it!'

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Oh man, you guys! These are hilarious! I especially liked yours Popi! Guess that shows where my mind goes!



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True story of my life: My so called "office" looks like a tornado hit it. The desk is heaped with papers and stuff that I mean to do something with. I just haven't found the time yet (I'm retired). Spent the morning doing my least favorite household chore which is dusting. I've discovered that having the entire surface of my desk covered with papers, odds and ends, and assorted stuff that it really saves time on dusting! No visible desk surface - no dust!



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