Join Date: Oct 2014
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NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they
talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress. one of the hillbillies look at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks "Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly
back to his table.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver" but
I ain't niver seed nobbody do it!'
Tigerlily's Welcome to the Jungle (Ricky Ricardo)
(AKC titles) CGC, BN