Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Southern California & Baja California
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Move to California
I was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside me.
The new guy was an absolute wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails
and moaning in fear.
"Hey, pal, what's the matter?" I asked
"Oh man... I've been transferred to California," the other guy answered,
there's crazy people in California and they have shootings, gangs, race
riots, drugs, the highest crime rate..."
"Hold on," I interrupted, "I've lived in California all my life, and it is not
as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own
business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in
The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said,
"Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's
OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"Me?" I said, "During this virus scare, I'm a tail gunner on a grocery delivery truck in Los Angeles."
Tigerlily's Welcome to the Jungle (Ricky Ricardo)
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