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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-09-2015, 02:40 PM Thread Starter
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Dog breed joke

I came across this joke while I'm searching for a new groomer for Simcoe (the current one, despite careful instructions, still makes her bum look like the dreaded bullseye!) and I thought I might share!

New breeds coming to the CKC!

New breeds of dogs coming soon .... Look, wait, laugh if you wish.....
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Bloodhound + Borzoi
Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by...oh well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shih-tzu
Oh, never mind...
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cute

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how about a Havanese and a Shih-Tzu ?
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Or a Hav and Cocker Spaniel, for that matter
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Newbie here. Sometimes I really wonder how people did the cross-breed, is there any lab? or maybe just let the two different breed of dogs live together and let them mate each other.
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DS is 13 and I donít think Shih-tzu jokes will ever get old! His giggle is the cutest thing to ever come out of a teenager.
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