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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 06-15-2007, 09:58 PM Thread Starter
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Signs you have MHS

Ok Guys, give it to me. I need the top ten signs you have MHS.
And a good definition of MHS. This is for one of the shirts posted here:

http://www.havaneseforum.com/showthread.php?t=904


Going to put the def. on front and the top ten on the back.

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Top 10 signs you have MHS:

You have purchased your 2nd before you get your 1st.

More to come.. that is all I could think of such short notice! lol

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HAHAHAHAHAHA
CLASSIC! I love it
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Top Ten Signs

Ok I have a few for ya.

Some Top Ten Signs Below:

1. Your havanese begin to outnumber your Family Members during the Holidays.

2. Due to the number of Vet Visits they have began to include you in the Yearly Staff Christmas Photos.

3. You own stock in Eukanuba.

4. Your MHS has gotten so bad people ask you in parks "How much do you charge to walk dogs?"

5. You get a bulk rate when you buy Pee Pads....Over 1000 per month.

6. Ceasar Millan can do a whole season of his show in your backyard.

7. That new extension on your house is almost complete.

8. You had to upgrade to a custom made king size bed.

9. You now have your own little Hav Possie.

10. You now have the worlds most cuddliest blanket.

Enjoy...

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Definition

Havanese: Not knowing any selfisness of any kind; to have unconditional Love; to be of generous nature; unending tongue baths; of silky tendencies.

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Derek, I LOVE your top ten!!!!! Esp. the vet staff one, #2 !

Ryan, yours is a hoot!!! LMBO
Hmmm..... I wonder who you could be referring to !?

Some from me :

You can't wait until the kids move out so you can add another Havanese to the family.

You trade in the sports car for a minivan.

The number of crates in your house outnumber the amount of beds for humans.

You've disconnected your cable because you now have live-in entertainment, 24/7.

All your furniture gets pushed back along the walls so there is plenty of room for run-like-hell games.

The kids now have to work their way through college because you've used up the savings getting "just one more" puppy.


O.k........ just throwing ideas out there. Still haven't had my 2nd cup of joe yet.




Hello. My name is marj and I have MHS.




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Your throw rugs have noses.
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OH MY these are funny. The throw rugs have noses...snort.

Oh and I like you cant wait for your kids to move out...hehe

The minivan one MIGHT be to the extreme. Minivans make you pregnant then you have more kids and they might get in the Havanese's way. Is Havanese's a word????

Between Derek and these last two, we will have a list in no time.
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Top 10 Reasons you might have HMS:
  1. Your neighbours start refering to you as 'that crazy dog lady and/or guy"
  2. Your vet bills are higher than all your utility bills combined!
  3. You had to take out a second mortgage..
  4. You thank god(or who/whatever you worship) every night that ditital cameras were invented!
  5. Your house is the most popular one on the street!
  6. Your neighbours call the cops because they see some lunatic doing the happy dance in your backyard at 2am!
  7. Your lawn has'nt look this horrible in years!
  8. You attend dog obediance classes more often that you go to your own offsprings school!
  9. Your local Petsmart has renamed the store in your honor!
  10. Still my favorite ---- You got your 2nd Hav puppy before getting your first!
some of these might be a bit weak, but hopefully you'll use 1 or 2..

Ryan

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Very good list Ryan. I would also like to say that Radar's Nose is fine. He had some gunk stuck to it which was black and it looked like it was torn to my Wife so he's good now.

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