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A Dog's New Years Resolutions

1. I will not play tug-of-war with Daddy's underwear when
he's on the can.

2. I will remember the garbage collector is NOT stealing
our stuff.

3. I will not suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying
under the coffee table.

4. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

5. I will shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE
entering the house.

6. I will not eat the cat's food, before, or after, he
eats it.

7. I will stop trying to find new places on the carpet
when I am about to throw up.

8. I will not throw up in the car.

9. I will not roll on dead things.

10. I will stop considering the cat's litter box as a
cookie jar.

11. I will not wake up Mommy by putting my cold, wet nose
up her bottom end.

12 . I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell
them.

13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the
red ones, or my people will think that I am hemorrhaging.

14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the
window rolled down when it's raining outside.

15. I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of
anyone who is sitting on the can.

16. We do not have a doorbell. Therefore, I will not bark
each time I hear one on the television.

17. I will not steal my Mommy's underwear out of the
laundry basket and then dance all over the back yard with
them.

18. I will remember the sofa is not a face towel and
neither are Mommy's & Daddy's laps.

19. I will remember my head does not belong in the
refrigerator.

20. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in
for Mommy's driver's license and car registration

Dave and Molly
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I love it! Gave me a good laugh.

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i will not suddenly stop, while running in front of my human, especially on the stairs.

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Somebody spends an inordinate amount of time on the can....you ok?...ohhhh.I forgot...you're a guy
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Smarty said forget it, she not giving up all her fun in life.

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Funny, Dave!! LOL Now, I wonder if the dogs will keep their resolutions as well as us humans keep ours!




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Probably just as well, which means not at all.

I'm hoping that Luigi will adopt the resolution not to rub his um... belly... on the carpeting at an agility trial before our run. I'm tired of people telling him to get a room. (Desilu thankfully doesn't have those bad habits.)


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Thats to funny!!!! but Scooby would definately have to add:
"I will not find the stash of toilet rolls, shread a whole one in 0.5 seconds and then look around innocently "who me???????" surrounded by the evidence".

Jo and Scooby Dooby doooooooo
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I will not push the cat aside to eat the cat's food.
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ROFL Dave you and my hubby spend a lot of time in the bathroom. haha Too funny thanks.

Blessings, Luna and the girls
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