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OK so I love my Mom but she is NOT a good vacation planner.
She took me to this spa a couple of days ago. I thought, cool! Pedi Pedi what girl doesn't like that? I got suspicious from the get-go though. It must have been a budget spa, or some freebie she found on groupon or maybe even a scam!
When I first got there they said they were admitting me. Now I don't know what admitting is exactly but it sure wasn't what I thought it would be and I am telling you I am never admitting to anything ever again. *fume*
The brochure said:
"Welcome to Infusion Body Spa, breathe and relax while you leave your everyday worries behind. Enjoy our variety of custom IV vitamin drips that help you reach your maximum vitality. "
Sounds pretty great, right?
The "relaxing private lounges" they promise are made out of stainless STEEL. And there are BARS on the door. I mean, you can't get out!
None of my toenails ever did see a drop of nail polish.
And that vitamin drip?? Don't even get me started!
There were NO vitamins in that drip. It was pure water! And they are advertising it as a vitamin drip?? Has Mom never heard of the Better Business Bureau? Check next time, lady!!!!
The staff were all very nice I have to admit. But they must be on a budget because each day they only gave me one "relaxing spa sock" ( count my legs, people. FOUR!) And none of them matched anyway so I don't even have a matched pair at the end of it all, much less a matched quadruplet.
Today I got blue. I mean, look under the skirt...I'm a GIRL. No nail polish and blue sock? They are going to hearing from my lawyer. And we're suing extra for mental anguish.
I did finally get some food today but it was water only until now. I guess it is some kind of fat camp spa. Not the most fun way to lose weight I'll tell you. Plus I didn't need to! I still fit into my size 000000000000's just fine, thank you.
I am still waiting for my hair treatment too. Not as promised! Have to use my own tongue to clean off my beard for pete's sake.
Mom says I am going back tomorrow. Good luck finding me under the bed. I knew that hole I chewed out of the bottom of the box spring would come in handy one day. She'll never find me in there.