Mom just took me in for another day at the "spa" (and yes...those are air quotes) even though I tried to tell her it is NOT as advertised. (mom's bulb can be a little dim). I went into the back and my Dr Brandy Mauel Fay who takes awesome care of me, checked me over and said I was stable.
Stable!!! I was like.....ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? You have PONIES here? Why did I not know this yesterday! This spa is looking up!
Ponies are great as is but the business end of a pony is best as far as I'm concerned. Nothing like coming home after rolling in a nice pile of pony eau de toilette and rubbing your body all over the sofa.
So here I am, finally excited to be there and sniffing the air for ponies, when Mom carries me back OUT to the car! And she seems absolutely thrilled that I don't get to see any ponies today!
She is going to have a LOT of making up to do for this. I have been making a task list for her in my ipad and sending it over to her via email. Alphabetized. And illustrated. I've been working on it for over and hour now and am only up to "F", for filet mignon.
Can someone please contact a trainer in our area Mom means well but she could sure use some parenting classes. Oh and if someone could bring me a pony, I'd really appreciate it.
(Sophie looks SO much better! She is eating and drinking and moving around much more. Has to feel so good to get that catheter out too. I couldn't believe when they said she didn't have to stay today. Dr Brandy and staff are amazing! She is still like a wrung out dish rag but doing so much better. Happy Mom! And yes, I owe her a trip to the pony farm!)