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Dear Diary (The Life and Times of Brody)

November 5, 2013

Woe is me! I'm a poor misunderstood doggie!

Today I got up and was almost immediately attacked by that woman who lives with me.

I was trying to have my morning constitutional and things weren't going so well. Naturally I began to travel off my spot and over to that nice carpeted area so I could drag my bottom and get it off me!

I was unceremoniously scooped up and put back on the tray. Then she shut the bathroom door blocking my traveling ability! The indignity!

When things still didn't progress....that woman used chinese water torture on me!! Imagine that!

I'll never recover.

I'm sad. Life as a Havanese is hard.

P.S. The freeze dried lamb tripe was pretty tasty, though.

Tracy and Brody

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Pssst! Brody, I totally feel you man! I'm trying to take care of my personal business this morning and I'm barely done when SHE scoops me up and sticks me under the faucet. Then I'm cold, wet and PUT OUT! Sheesh! Oops, here SHE comes - back to sleep!

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I feel your pain my friends. Last night my mom tried to get poo off my butt with a plastic bag and leaves. Are you kidding me? And then I got a mega bath in the kitchen sink once we got home. All I wanted to do at the end of a long day was relax with a bone and some toys.
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Me too me too! Just cos she could see where I sat down on the tiles in a couple of places! Scooped up and bottom rubbed with those girly baby wipes. (I quite like the smell really but don't tell anyone).
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The same thing goes to me too fellow canine friends. I have to be put in that horrible tub and soaked in water for that. When will they stop rubbing my butt just because I did my thing and a little bit was still there?! It is my perfume!! (That is yummy too ) again I feel the hard times in life...
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Well my fellow friends I have learned to just take my back legs and move them back and forth it works 9 times out of ten. I haven't had to have a but bath for a very long time. Plus mom has learned that it was my food that did it to me.Oh I forgot to tell you Maddie doesn't do anything she is perfect and never has a problem with but baths. The one thing that does really bother me is that I get blamed for all sorts of things that she is the one that's doing it.I loved it the other day when she finally got caught.

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Seems we're faced with an international travesty dear friends.
I too have been subjected to such attacks upon my very person. Oh the indignation I feel in these moments!
To be suspended over a cold metal tub, my backside tilted to the cool rush of water while those vile, mocking cats watch on. I tell you it's more then I can take.

I've decided to take my revenge upon the horrible backside cleaner by chewing the cord to her laptop. This should give her something else to think about for some time....

-Harry Blackfoot Houdini Dresden
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November 7, 2013

Dear Diary,

My plan is working!! Don't tell anyone, but sometimes when my mom isn't looking I take her shoe and move it to the middle of the living room. If that goes well, I bring the other one over too!

Mom thinks we have ghosts!! I heard her say so.

Once I nearly got caught, but I just acted like I was surprised too. She totally bought it!

Now, she'll be too scared to sleep alone at night for sure. My spot on the bed is guaranteed!

Hee Hee

I'm so smart.

Tracy and Brody

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I do the same thing to my mom but what really works of me, is running away really, really fast (at 6 mo am really fast, learn it from my big brother) I run and I go sit by my mom's feet. she always thinks its one of the big dogs..heehee.. they stay in trouble. or my bestest trick is, if i have it and "almost" get caught in the act, i fling it over to canela, poor little girl doesn't know what hit her. i'm the puppy of the house SO they can't blame me for anything, I'm still a puppy i got a couple more months to use that one…later-gator, gotta go harass the big dogs or steal sock or ...

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