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A Funny Molly Story

As some of you know, we've been undergoing some major construction in our house that has seemed to go on FOREVER! The construction crew (some really nice Italian guys with REALLY, REALLY strong accents) has started to feel like "family"!

Molly is so excited every morning when they arrive, and she and Billy get some really serious play-time during breaks. These guys have come to adore Havs...they've been teaching Molly and Billy commands...in Italian!

Well, today I was having lunch in the kitchen, and Molly was lying next to me near the door. I heard the one guy coming down the stairs...I keep the coffee going and they've become accustomed to coming and going as they please.

As the guy (I'll call him "Angelo") came walking towards me, complete with huge tool belt and a pencil behind his ear, it was difficult to NOT notice that his shirt tail was sticking out of his zipper (the tool belt was keeping him from seeing it...also has a big beer belly!).

So I'm looking up, I'm looking sideways, I'm looking at the floor, all the while trying to figure out how the hell I'm gonna' handle this. I'm thinkin' "just let it be...one of the other guys has to notice and tell him".

Just at that point, I see Molly's head go up, her ears stand up, and she starts doing the Hav belly crawl towards Angelo! She loves him and he always hugs her and scrungles her head, but I KNEW what she saw, and my head went numb...

Sure enough, Molly stands up on her back legs, takes hold of the shirt tail in her mouth, and starts to back up, pulling like it's her stuffed octopus (OK...I left myself wide open on that one...no pun intended)!

Angelo looks down and screeches like a five-year-old girl in the playground, "MADDONE! MAMA FREAKIN' MIA! OH ****!"

Well, we didn't see Angelo again 'til quitting time...

PS...Having told my hub the story while he was at work, my hub came downstairs after changing when he got home. You guessed it! Shirt tail out in all its glory! Molly was happy! (And no...you can't judge a man by the size of his tool belt...)

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LMAO!!!


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Oh my, I can't stop laughing.....that has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard and you tell it so well!!! I am ROTF for sure! The funniest part is I'm imagining this muscular, dark, young, handsome Italian man and then you spoiled it with the beer belly and shirt tail story!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Oh my, I can't stop laughing.....that has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard and you tell it so well!!! I am ROTF for sure! The funniest part is I'm imagining this muscular, dark, young, handsome Italian man and then you spoiled it with the beer belly and shirt tail story!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA
He is DEFINITELY not "Village People Construction Guy" hunky.

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Go Molly! That is too funny!


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Oh Molly!!! Soooooooo FUNNY! dogs are like kids, arent they? My four-year-old would be sure to ask they guy why his shirt was sticking out.
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That is absolutely hysterical. So the question is, if you can't judge a man by the size of his tool belt, what can you judge him by??? Inquiring minds want to know.

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OMG! LMBO !!!!!! I am PIMP here!
I'm married to an Italian so I can hear what this guy must have been saying!!

Well, this has got to be one of the funniest stories in this forum! We should give out prizes for them, I think. lol

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That is absolutely hysterical. So the question is, if you can't judge a man by the size of his tool belt, what can you judge him by??? Inquiring minds want to know.
Apparently, the size of their shoes.


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The funniest part is I'm imagining this muscular, dark, young, handsome Italian man and then you spoiled it with the beer belly and shirt tail story!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Me too!!!! Exactly! So funny. Thanks for the grins tonight!

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