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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-25-2009, 11:52 AM Thread Starter
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Just a cute little email I received...

Tought this was cute and wanted to share...


Dog's rules for themself:
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
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I was smiling until the "I will not drag my butt" one--then I started laughing. Too bad I am at work!
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too funny!

and #11 doesn't bother me so much in the middle of the living room. it's in my BEd that i find way too oogie.

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post #4 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-25-2009, 12:37 PM
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LOL, I like #4!

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LOL, I like #4!
me, too. but again..it applies to my bed as well, lol. only an idiot with 4 boys and 3 dogs would have white pottery barn bedding

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My bedding is mostly brown but it's raw silk so NOBODY is allowed on it! DH can often be heard grumbling as he helps make/unmake the bed.

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3 and 4 are hysterical.

Blessings, Luna and the girls
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Very clever - thanks for sharing.


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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a
puppy licking your face. ~Bernard Williams
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Very cute. #5 is hilarious.

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That had me rolling!
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