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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-26-2009, 07:25 PM Thread Starter
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Cute dog joke...

A little girl asked her mom is she could take their dog, Belle, for a walk. Mom said, "No, she's in heat." The little girl wanted to know what that meant so mom told her to go ask dad.

The little girl went to the garage and said, "I want to take Belle for a walk around the block but mom said No because she's in heat. Why can't I take her?" Dad told her to bring Belle over and wiped her backside with a gasoline soaked rag. He told his daughter, "There, that will disguise the scent so you can take her around the block now, just keep her on her leash."

A few minutes later the little girl came back holding the leash. Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl replied, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block but don't worry, another dog is pushing her home!"

(That was for you, Amanda!)

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That was a good one!
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hahahaha! You know my Belle would be the one pushing the dog home though

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LMAO at the joke and you Amanda!
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Of course I thought of you and your Belle immediately!

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Too funny! even DH laughed at that one.

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Our family version of the same story-

when my little nephew asked his Daddy why the two dogs on side sidewalk were walking like that, his father who is a hospital administrator said. "Well Matt the front dog is sick and the back dog is pushing him to the hospital."

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Cute joke. Nice way to start a Monday morning with a chuckle.

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Cute jokes! Thanks for the chuckles!

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Another dog joke

One of the football coaches I work with sent me this one:

How can men tell if their wives or their dogs love them more? Put both in the trunk of your car. Close the trunk. Wait 3 minutes, then open it. Which one is happy to see you?

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