and Murphy & Gracie too!
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Cumming, GA
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Cute dog joke...
A little girl asked her mom is she could take their dog, Belle, for a walk. Mom said, "No, she's in heat." The little girl wanted to know what that meant so mom told her to go ask dad.
The little girl went to the garage and said, "I want to take Belle for a walk around the block but mom said No because she's in heat. Why can't I take her?" Dad told her to bring Belle over and wiped her backside with a gasoline soaked rag. He told his daughter, "There, that will disguise the scent so you can take her around the block now, just keep her on her leash."
A few minutes later the little girl came back holding the leash. Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl replied, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block but don't worry, another dog is pushing her home!"
(That was for you, Amanda!)
Ann-Scooter, Murphy, & Gracie's Mom