· Metrowest, MA
LOL!I was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.
As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."
> :nono:No, but I did find a Fitbit Smart Watch under the tree which will monitor all my vital functions including an EKG readout every morning. I'm also getting a new CPAP machine with the latest technology including wireless feedback to the Sleep Center. It has been delayed in shipping and won't arrive until next week. And the widow next door came over sporting her new knitted sweater to wish us Merry Christmas. I have to confess it fit her perfectly. If Bubba from across the street comes over wearing his knit Christmas gift, I won't be opening the door!
Oh, I LOVE it!!! <3This isn't what I would call funny, but it's rather uplifting. This guy as been on our local news off and on since summer. Makes me feel good every time I see it. Ballard opera singer keeps his neighbors entertained and inspired - KING 5 Evening - YouTube
Dave and I celebrated alone this year... well with four Havanese, if you can count that as being "alone"! LOL! I bought a pre-cooked half rotisserie turkey and "just" cooked sides. I CLEARLY don't know how to scale down sides for two people. This photos was AFTER we finished eating: