A pilot was caught on a hot mic at San Jose Airport, complaining that the place is full of "g*ddamn liberal f*cks," and much more.
I am laughing so hard and it makes me proud to be a Californican, walking my Havanese and driving my "liberal" Tesla that is as fast as a greased Havanese and will beat any car he is driving! I hope he enjoyed his former career as a commercial pilot. 🤣
HERE IS ONE FOR @Heather's AND ALL THE OTHER NURSES ON HF!
A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check,
She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
And tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake,
She looks at the flabbergasted teller
And without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some ***hole's got my pen!'